tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.comments2019-08-28T21:22:45.675+09:30Racist WallabyRacist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.comBlogger77125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-26373558871955009282011-09-22T10:05:00.324+09:302011-09-22T10:05:00.324+09:30There is a fine line between "superior intell...There is a fine line between "superior intelligence" and "low cunning". It is a pity Wallabies have no idea of where that line should be drawn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-12513427179212005292011-07-27T20:14:19.768+09:302011-07-27T20:14:19.768+09:30Bloody kangaroos, everyday people working hard jus...Bloody kangaroos, everyday people working hard just to survive and all the while these bejewelled kangaroos are beating up Phyllis and others to fund an extension on their McMansion.Smellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12225568097502735282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-28469595353546515692011-07-27T08:12:45.387+09:302011-07-27T08:12:45.387+09:30Poor Phyllis!
Still....It's excellent news to...Poor Phyllis! <br />Still....It's excellent news to hear that pepper spray will repel kangaroos.padybtsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-4495407680033119132011-07-17T17:16:11.484+09:302011-07-17T17:16:11.484+09:30what I was looking for, thankswhat I was looking for, thanksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-5183419099959481932011-06-03T01:30:55.841+09:302011-06-03T01:30:55.841+09:30I would suggest getting PETA involved. However I f...I would suggest getting PETA involved. However I fear they would just mistake the Wallabies for Justice League as fur coats and toss paint on them. But if you need a media shot of outraged unhinged screamers to draw attention to the cause, they would be your go-to crazy people.Miminoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-91982914682227848072011-05-31T16:57:10.188+09:302011-05-31T16:57:10.188+09:30I've been meaning to ask RW. Are you actually ...I've been meaning to ask RW. Are you actually flying around on your "mission of mercy" with those nasty red kangaroos?paddybtsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-60468922141482708312011-05-28T18:55:18.184+09:302011-05-28T18:55:18.184+09:30Catspeed you Racist Wallaby.Catspeed you Racist Wallaby.ernmalleyscatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-88874530419676014772011-05-12T10:18:17.887+09:302011-05-12T10:18:17.887+09:30Amazing! I really didn't recognise Ken Henry s...Amazing! I really didn't recognise Ken Henry since he's grown that beard. Crafty bugger.paddybtsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-75002356366379148652011-05-07T12:48:54.608+09:302011-05-07T12:48:54.608+09:30Come on Mr Wallaby, you can't just toss Jacko ...Come on Mr Wallaby, you can't just toss Jacko into our conciousness like that and leave us to suffer.<br />You are a cruel beast.ernmalleyscatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-29421003120849287192011-04-20T03:13:10.377+09:302011-04-20T03:13:10.377+09:30Rubbish! I already told you that I WAS LOOKING AT ...Rubbish! I already told you that I WAS LOOKING AT THE WALLABY STANDING BEHIND HIM!Racist Wallabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-81225580589203456692011-04-19T11:10:19.848+09:302011-04-19T11:10:19.848+09:30Oh yeah! Like I haven't seen you out drooling ...Oh yeah! Like I haven't seen you out drooling all over some wanton emu after a night out on the turps!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-1332453010043742452011-04-18T10:11:27.940+09:302011-04-18T10:11:27.940+09:30Well, it's understandable that the government ...Well, it's understandable that the government had to take decisive action.<br /><br />After all, if you let a few Dolphins mucking about to get in the way of something like this, the next thing you know you've got Bandicoots protesting the timber companies and a co-ordinated Platypus action stuffing up the latest mining project! <br /><br />Where would it end?Racist Wallabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-28090983325066827342011-04-17T08:05:34.489+09:302011-04-17T08:05:34.489+09:30Yeah, I was there on the beach with the lovely Aun...Yeah, I was there on the beach with the lovely Aunty Lila. She was calling the whales from Sunday to Wednesday morning, which was the scuttling day.<br /><br />Apparently the dolphins come first, then the whales. The dolphins also came on Monday in massive numbers.<br /><br />It was actually llegal for the boat to chase them away. Some Gov. fool obviously got hot under the collar about the delay, some of the helicopters had to refuel (sacre bleu!) and the word came down from above...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-13192356016895964592011-04-14T11:15:57.885+09:302011-04-14T11:15:57.885+09:30I thought Adelaide had sunk a long time ago. But ...I thought Adelaide had sunk a long time ago. But I don't go to South Australia much.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-66033944147753655172011-04-01T08:12:04.523+09:302011-04-01T08:12:04.523+09:30The next thing these Koalas will be trying to tell...The next thing these Koalas will be trying to tell us is that their not actually bears.<br /><br />When will the lies stop?Smellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12225568097502735282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-12929458358600953132011-03-24T12:06:53.019+09:302011-03-24T12:06:53.019+09:30That's what they do! They get a foot in the do...That's what they <i>do</i>! They get a foot in the door, and take you for everything you've got.Racist Wallabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-11193929181376081262011-03-24T05:40:46.060+09:302011-03-24T05:40:46.060+09:30Since we're talking about stowaways, it should...Since we're talking about stowaways, it should be noted that my mom is harboring a chipmunk in their backyard that hitched a ride on a wood chip truck. Sure it acted lost and it's cute, but it seems to have a cushy life now eating at the bird feeder for free.Cee Martinezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13696871323626341142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-66023142869833354782011-02-13T22:59:18.493+09:302011-02-13T22:59:18.493+09:30I note the lack of publicity given to the platypus...I note the lack of publicity given to the platypus-run poppy farms!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-52119288296603271782011-01-29T05:32:27.228+09:302011-01-29T05:32:27.228+09:30I believe I can still make the point that the idea...I believe I can still make the point that the ideal guide takes you on a crotch-first tour of the neighbourhood brothels <i>without</i> leading you straight to the free clinic, after a brief stop at STD central. <br /><br />I mean, um, or so I've heard. You know, from a friend.Racist Wallabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-19677383255575669112011-01-28T21:03:11.130+09:302011-01-28T21:03:11.130+09:30Oh for goodness sake RW!! What possible use is a s...Oh for goodness sake RW!! What possible use is a seeing eye animal,if it doesn't know it's way around the lowest dives and best brothels on the other side of the tracks. <br />You bloody moralistic macropods are no fun at all....!! :-)@paddybtsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-55860885658619968292011-01-21T11:09:41.299+09:302011-01-21T11:09:41.299+09:30If the Phyllis Diller of Wasilla didn't know w...If the Phyllis Diller of Wasilla didn't know what you were talking about, she could get one of the kangaroos she has in her top paddock to translate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-2658993728509591472011-01-21T10:00:44.714+09:302011-01-21T10:00:44.714+09:30Wallabies not under the influence of opium? What a...Wallabies not under the influence of opium? What are all those red petals outside your door?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-44504685358241931902011-01-19T23:37:10.759+09:302011-01-19T23:37:10.759+09:30Great work, you two. By remaining anonymous, it to...Great work, you two. By remaining anonymous, it <i>totally</i> doesn't look like I'm commenting on my own blog to look popular and in demand.Racist Wallabyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-76537293698919272512011-01-19T21:10:32.606+09:302011-01-19T21:10:32.606+09:30Stop it. He's having joeys with _me_. (sniff)Stop it. He's having joeys with _me_. (sniff)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-32751193074702772212011-01-19T14:29:14.203+09:302011-01-19T14:29:14.203+09:30I'd rather buy a nice bridge from a shady plat...I'd rather buy a nice bridge from a shady platypus, than a shonky dam from a mainstream politician.@paddybtsnoreply@blogger.com