tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75407087332212197022024-03-05T23:43:03.363+09:30Racist WallabyRacist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.comBlogger142125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-36337014082197390922011-09-22T00:19:00.000+09:302011-09-22T00:19:48.313+09:30AGREE TO DISAGREEImagine my surprise when I saw this on Twitter:<br />
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<blockquote>"WA values its honest Kangaroos, Emus and Echidnas. Not so the stunted deformed Wallabies." -<a href="mailto:-@archiearchive" target="blank">@archiearchive</a></blockquote><br />
Accompanied by the following photograph:<br />
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It's an interesting interpretation, certainly, but it's dead wrong. <br />
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The fact is that WA recognises that <b><i>motorists only need to be warned to watch out for animals stupid enough to blunder into a moving vehicle</i></b>. The wallaby omission is only recognising their superior intelligence.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-84184998031891891412011-09-12T03:47:00.003+09:302011-09-12T03:49:16.243+09:30Theme Weeks: A Good Idea?<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">I was in my yard the other day posting "BANDICOOTS NOT WANTED" signs, as you do, when it struck me how often things happen in cycles. </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">First you're telling Potoroos to stop leaving their used drug needles just lying about, then you see some Potoroos downtown begging for change (that they're clearly just going to spend on more drugs), and then you read about the police busting up a massive underground Potoroo drug ring. </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Then you notice that your Quoll neighbour has an unusually large number of "gentleman callers," and after that you're downtown and some quoll propositions you, and then you're in a public toilet with — look, that last bit's not important. The thing is that there always seems to be some sort of pattern going on, so I thought I'd try some theme weeks on Twitter.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">You may have noticed it with my #bookweek tag last week. Everyone knows how Squirrels don't have any use for literature, and Wombats are as likely to deface a book as open it, but have you ever stopped and thought about how the way they treat books reflects on their respective species as a whole? I found the exercise to be quite illuminating.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span lang="EN-AU" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">This week, I'll be looking at the different ways that they handle money (or <i>can't</i> handle it in some cases — LOOKING AT YOU, PADEMELONS). What do you think? Any thoughts, or suggestions for future topics?</span></span></div>Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-90900105805570301672011-07-27T04:35:00.000+09:302011-07-27T04:35:31.379+09:30THE USUAL CULPRITSWhen I read about violent assaults and attempted home invasions, I'm never surprised to see that a Kangaroo's behind it all. That's why I found recent reports of a <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14287357">Kangaroo beating an elderly pensioner</a> to be sad but not unexpected.<br />
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These attacks are only going to stop when the public realises the true scope of the Kangaroo menace. In the meantime, there are three things you can do personally to keep safe from attack:<br />
<ul><li><strong>Be suspicious of any Kangaroo who claims to have a job.</strong> It turns out that in this latest attack, the Kangaroo posed as an employee of the electric company and got the homeowner to let her guard down by claiming that he had come to read the meter. </li>
<li><strong>Never buy magazine subscriptions from Kangaroos.</strong> Once you give money to one of them, their whole bloody gossip network spreads the word that you're a soft touch. Buy magazines from one of them today and you'll see them queuing up tomorrow to sell you more magazines, along with wrapping paper, cookies, and all manner of unwanted junk. </li>
<li><strong>Never give money to Kangaroos for any reason. </strong>One of my mates, who was ignorant of the first two rules, got taken to the cleaners by some Kangaroo builders who promised him a new roof. All they wanted was some cash up front for "supplies." Needless to say, they took off with the money and now he's out several hundred dollars and still needs a new roof. </li>
</ul>And while we're on the subject of rubbish freeloaders who refuse to work for a living, did you see how Phyllis Johnson, the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14287357">victim</a>, was left in the lurch by what should have been "man's best friend"? From the article: <br />
<blockquote>"Not even the dog would help, it was too frightened."</blockquote>Frightened, my tail! He was probably hoping the Kangaroo finished her off so he could loot the house and nick her <span lang="EN-AU" style="font-family: "Times New Roman", "serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">jewellery</span>. Don't trust Kangaroos, and don't expect a dog to have your back in a tight spot.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-67663965829047071202011-07-19T05:36:00.000+09:302011-07-19T05:36:26.808+09:30INCONVENIENT TRUTHA week doesn't go by without a new, scare-mongering headline trying to convince us to waste money on crackpot "environmentalist" schemes. Just take a look at this <a href="http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/journal/warming-water-drives-platypus-out.htm" target="blank">pack of bloody lies</a> designed to tug at our heartstrings:<br />
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<blockquote>"The warmer water, researchers from Victoria say, may drive the platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus) from 30 per cent of its current habitat."</blockquote>It's a rubbish ploy to hoodwink the Australian taxpayer into giving them posh new accommodations with free air conditioning. Do you want to know what they should be doing to combat these "rising freshwater temperatures"?<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Stop weeing where you swim.</span></b></div><br />
Of course, that's the kind of subtlety that's lost on that <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2010/11/in-numbers.html">pack of vermin</a>, mostly because it doesn't involve anyone giving them free handouts.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-72905111145115518112011-07-01T04:09:00.000+09:302011-07-01T04:09:52.343+09:30TRUTH WILL OUT<style type="text/css">
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<div class="bbpBox86217449141321728"><div class="bbpTweet">RT @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/dr_krystal" rel="nofollow">dr_krystal</a>: Bacteria from a wallaby's gut reduce methane production via @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/breakfasters" rel="nofollow">breakfasters</a> <a href="http://t.co/SzG5p5s" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/SzG5p5s</a><span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/NickEvershed/status/86217449141321728" title="Wed Jun 29 23:40:16 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://www.hootsuite.com/" rel="nofollow">HootSuite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=86217449141321728"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=86217449141321728"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=86217449141321728"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/NickEvershed"><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1389534729/103341_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/NickEvershed">Nick Evershed</a></strong><br />
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<div class="bbpBox86214933209030657"><div class="bbpTweet">RT @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/TenMorningNews" rel="nofollow">TenMorningNews</a> QLD scientists discover wallaby farts are eco-friendly. Insert your own headline here.....<span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/sspencer_63/status/86214933209030657" title="Wed Jun 29 23:30:16 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=86214933209030657"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=86214933209030657"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=86214933209030657"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/sspencer_63"><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1175839453/20979_1330486975074_1017974648_1010114_857701_n_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/sspencer_63">Stephen Spencer</a></strong><br />
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<div class="bbpBox86215490053210112"><div class="bbpTweet">The animal or the football team?<span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/SpudBenBean/status/86215490053210112" title="Wed Jun 29 23:32:29 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=86215490053210112"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=86215490053210112"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=86215490053210112"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/SpudBenBean"><img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1385165494/IM000255_cropped_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/SpudBenBean">Denise Cook</a></strong><br />
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<div class="bbpBox86216902669643776"><div class="bbpTweet">The animal. I suspect the team produce something far more polluting!<span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/TenMorningNews/status/86216902669643776" title="Wed Jun 29 23:38:06 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=86216902669643776"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=86216902669643776"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=86216902669643776"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/TenMorningNews"><img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1254262424/twittitle_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/TenMorningNews">TEN Morning News</a></strong><br />
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This has been common knowledge for AGES, but it's one of those things that the Platypus-controlled media doesn't want you to know. We've always done our part to combat global warming and the generation of greenhouse gasses, so it's good to see Wallabies finally getting their due.<br />
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I can't begin to describe how humiliating it is to be run off some farmer's property just because he doesn't realise the vital service that you're performing for the environment. <br />
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To say nothing of the brave Wallabies who <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2011/06/29/3256378.htm" target="blank">gave their lives</a> combating the pollution generated by aircraft on the Katherine runway. Instead of a commendation and full state funerals for our fallen comrades, the Katherine Wallabies were greeted with fences and cull programmes. It's shameful, really.<br />
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Still, it's nice that we're finally getting some recognition. If any major media outlets are interested, I am of course available for interview.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-50293162986918485812011-06-25T04:24:00.001+09:302011-06-25T04:29:59.595+09:30OLDEST PROFESSION<style type="text/css">
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<div class="bbpBox83273360406097920"><div class="bbpTweet">my therapist says i have to be nice to squirrels... so hello. @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/Banff_Squirrel" rel="nofollow">Banff_Squirrel</a><span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Samuel_Clemons/status/83273360406097920" title="Tue Jun 21 20:41:30 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=83273360406097920"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=83273360406097920"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=83273360406097920"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/Samuel_Clemons"><img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1250527048/All_Pictures_Since_Christmas_082_reasonably_small_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/Samuel_Clemons">Samuel Clemons</a></strong><br />
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IT'S A TRAP! <br />
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Why don't more people recognise that modern "psychology" is pseudoscientific rubbish designed to manipulate the population? Haven't you found it suspicious that 9 out of 10 "mental health professionals" don't find anything objectionable about the way that Squirrels are allowed to roam free on public grounds? <br />
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Not only is it allowing those furry little miscreants to pick pockets and run their <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2010/10/ripoff-artists.html">con jobs</a> unchecked, but it also promotes dangerous thinking that can only lead to anarchy!<br />
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The most infuriating part of it all is the sly little hints they keep leaving to show where they've exerted their influence. Why else do you think they call it <i>going nuts</i>?Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-5197564496229822132011-06-24T07:52:00.000+09:302011-06-24T07:52:57.211+09:30BRAWLERSIt appears as though you can't take a holiday in Britain anymore without being assaulted by a pack of ruffians.<br />
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On <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-13749849" target="blank">a recent outing</a>, a Wallaby from Black Isle Wildlife Park had a run-in with some thugs:<br />
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<blockquote>He was treated for a cut to his nose inflicted during a run-in with a flock of sheep after jumping into a field.</blockquote><br />
He's on the mend now, but it sounds like it was tough going for a while. How much longer is parliament going to sit idly by while citizens are terrorized by the ovidian gangs roving the countryside with impunity?Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-28201737363002408422011-06-22T02:23:00.000+09:302011-06-22T02:23:34.643+09:30TOLERABLE<style type="text/css">
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<div class="bbpBox81705350348292097"><div class="bbpTweet">@<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/RacistWallaby" rel="nofollow">RacistWallaby</a> So what is the race that you can tolerate the most? Who causes you the least consternation?<span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/turb05/status/81705350348292097" title="Fri Jun 17 12:50:48 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=81705350348292097"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=81705350348292097"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=81705350348292097"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/turb05"><img src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/261665084/Photo_244_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/turb05">David Houghton</a></strong><br />
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Wallabies, <i>obviously</i>.<br />
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Of course, you might hear a load of rubbish from some people who would suggest that I have an <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/search/label/Kangaroos">unhealthy fascination</a> with Kangaroos, but it's a complete fabrication.<br />
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I think it's a misunderstanding based on one time last year when <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2010/08/haxored.html">my account was hacked</a>. I certainly don't visit Kangaroo-themed websites or place personals ads in the newspapers looking for anonymous Kangaroo hookups. <br />
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I don't do anything like that <i>at all</i>.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-73924435119077318322011-06-15T01:23:00.000+09:302011-06-15T01:23:34.649+09:30DECEIT<style type="text/css">
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<div class="bbpBox76302644376899585"><div class="bbpTweet">Sightseeing. There's no such thing as an "alligator snapping turtle," just a reptile that won't make up its mind. <a class="tweet-url hashtag" href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23WallabyRescue" rel="nofollow" title="#WallabyRescue">#WallabyRescue</a><span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/RacistWallaby/status/76302644376899585" title="Thu Jun 02 15:02:22 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://www.hootsuite.com/" rel="nofollow">HootSuite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=76302644376899585"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=76302644376899585"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=76302644376899585"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/RacistWallaby"><img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1316529771/Grey_wallaby_normal.png" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/RacistWallaby">Racist Wallaby</a></strong><br />
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<div class="bbpBox60079262035750913"><div class="bbpTweet">That's my son's favorite turtle, he wants to know if they can be trained..sick 'em.. damn, too late.<br />
<span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/Cathastrophe/status/76303602494349313" title="Thu Jun 02 11:06:26 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=76303602494349313"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=76303602494349313"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=76303602494349313"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/Cathastrophe"><img src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1392198808/roadsidefog_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/Cathastrophe">Cathastrophe</a></strong><br />
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Oh, you want to know if they can be trained? <br />
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Well, I'll tell you that they've trained themselves to rush to the mailbox. There's nothing faster than a turtle zooming out to see if the post has brought his latest government assistance cheque. <br />
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The whole idea of turtles being slow-moving is rubbish. It's a rumour they started so that they aren't expected to hold a steady job! Instead, they get make-work assignments handed to them by employers looking to meet their diversity quotas. <br />
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Ask a turtle to do any sort of task for you, and they'll do it as slowly as possible just to make sure you don't ask him a second time. <br />
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Don't let them get away with it! I've seen them having footraces, dancing the hustle, and even playing tennis when they're off the clock and they think no one's looking. The only way we can get this sort of nonsense to stop is to hold them accountable.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-73684936275939795582011-06-09T06:00:00.001+09:302011-06-09T06:00:02.089+09:30PROPAGANDA<style type="text/css">
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<div class="bbpBox77712507346759680"><div class="bbpTweet"><a class="tweet-url hashtag" href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23qanda" rel="nofollow" title="#qanda">#qanda</a> hyenas are silly...haven't you seen the Lion King?<span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/ours_de_panda/status/77712507346759680" title="Mon Jun 06 12:24:40 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=77712507346759680"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=77712507346759680"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=77712507346759680"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/ours_de_panda"><img src="http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1334211054/image_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/ours_de_panda">ruth allen</a></strong><br />
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While we're on the subject of <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2011/06/feral-position.html">things that get right up my nose</a>, that film has to be the most blatant piece of feline propaganda ever committed to film. <br />
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Granted, the Hyena complaints that they received a rough treatment at the hands of the scriptwriters are baseless rubbish — it's one of the most accurate portrayals you'll find — but the blatant glorification of the feline lifestyle and the suggestion that a bunch of overweight, flea-bitten tabbies with thyroid problems are some sort of savannah royalty is the most absurd nonsense in the history of western civilization. <br />
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And before you ask, this has <b>nothing</b> to do with the fact that I auditioned for the role of Simba. I was a natural for the part, but apparently the Horse bankers that control the purse strings and call the shots in Hollywood weren't ready for the gritty realism of my performance. Even though their shameless pursuit of the lowest common (feline) denominator's money has betrayed artistic realism, I can still condemn the film on an objective basis.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-39405364157309653922011-06-07T05:16:00.002+09:302011-06-22T02:15:40.263+09:30FERAL POSITION<style type="text/css">
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<div class="bbpBox74085775007940608"><div class="bbpTweet">@<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/RacistWallaby" rel="nofollow">RacistWallaby</a> i've been wondering about your position on cane toads, feral cats etc, coming in, acting like they own the place. urthboy<span class="timestamp"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/urthboy/status/74085775007940608" title="Fri May 27 12:13:19 +0000 2011">less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=74085775007940608"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=74085775007940608"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=74085775007940608"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/urthboy"><img src="http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1183529509/Smaller_southbound_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/urthboy">Urthboy</a></strong><br />
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You know, I deliberately try <b>not</b> to have an opinion on the various invasive fauna that have come with outstretched hands looking to steal away the glorious land of our forefathers. My doctor has advised against it, seeing as it does my blood pressure no good at all (and unlike some of my Kangaroo brethren, I've no desire to suckle the Medicare teat dry through expensive treatments). <br />
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From the Cane Toad "anchor babies" (if I may borrow an American term) to Feral Cat pensioners demanding a government handout for a few minutes' worth of work they performed back in 1982, every part of their life cycles are a drain on Australia's resources, forcing honest citizens to work harder for fewer benefits. <br />
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If I had to single out a particular species that has done the most damage, I'd have to name feral pigs as the number one menace to the national economy. First they steal jobs by demanding that they be brought in as diversity hires, and then they spend all their time hiding behind workplace safety requirements, rorting the system so that they don't have to perform any actual labour. Who knows how much could have been accomplished if those jobs were given to people actually willing to work for a living? <br />
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And if they're strutting about like they own the place, it's because they do. Possession is nine tenths of the law, after all, and they've stolen it from us fair and square.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-73236314935236081092011-05-27T03:41:00.002+09:302011-05-27T03:43:33.470+09:30HOSTAGE CRISISOn Thursday, 19 May, a Wallaby abroad in <a href="http://www.midweekherald.co.uk/news/wallaby_captured_in_lyme_regis_1_898520" target="blank">Lyme Regis</a>, UK, was detained without due process.<br />
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On the heels of this shocking rights violation, a Wallaby in <a href="http://www.wwltv.com/video/featured-videos/Wallaby-hops-around-Denham-Springs-neighborhood-122441049.html" target="blank">Denham Springs</a>, Louisiana, was arrested without a warrant the following weekend. <br />
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Neither has been granted access to legal counsel, and both are being held under conditions that I can only assume are in direct violation of the Geneva Convention. I've already alerted Amnesty International about the situation. <br />
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In the meantime, in the absence of direction from the <a href="http://twitter.com/KRuddPM" target="blank">foreign minister</a>, I shall be travelling to the U.K. and the United States to demand the release of these political detainees. My boss has only given me a week's time off from work (leave it to a Kookaburra to be completely unresponsive to a pair of international incidents), so it'll have to be a whirlwind tour. <br />
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I don't expect this to be easy, especially given the Americans' love of "enhanced interrogation techniques" and terrible track record with minorities in custody, but "the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good Wallabies to do nothing"! <br />
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I'll be giving you regular status updates <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2011/05/hashtags.html">here</a>.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-42485996167364400652011-05-26T04:46:00.013+09:302011-05-27T03:42:12.814+09:30HASHTAGS<div><script src="http://widgets.twimg.com/j/2/widget.js"></script><br />
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This is the official page for updates and discussion about <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2011/05/hostage-crisis.html">my rescue mission</a>, from 28 May to 4 June.<br />
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Unfortunately, I expect limited access to Twitter whilst travelling. I'll be posting regularly to keep you from worrying, but I won't be able to respond to inquiries.<br />
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You can check <a href="http://twitter.com/racistwallaby" target="blank">my twitter page</a> for the latest updates, and I'll be using the <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23WallabyRescue" target="blank">#WallabyRescue</a> hashtag.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-30399735278671428932011-05-23T10:04:00.002+09:302011-05-23T10:11:33.257+09:30DOMESTIC<div class="bbpBox71382652376190976"><br /><br /><p class="bbpTweet">I hate Portuguese Millipedes. They invade my home when it's raining and I don't appreciate it! How can I get rid of them?<span class="timestamp"><a title="Fri May 20 01:12:05 +0000 2011" href="http://twitter.com/#!/MelKKelly/status/71382652376190976">less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=71382652376190976"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=71382652376190976"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=71382652376190976"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/MelKKelly"><img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1345021409/image_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/MelKKelly">Melissa Kelly</a></strong><br />MelKKelly</span></span></p></div><!-- end of tweet --><br />Portuguese Millipedes? Usually I call immigration and have them deported.<br /><br />In the meantime, check your neighbours. Are there any Dingos living nearby? They like nothing better than to show off by getting some Millipedes to work as domestics.<br /><br />“Oh, we have our carcasses stripped by Portuguese Millipedes these days. Don’t you? It makes so much less of a mess.”<br /><br />Lah-di-dah.<br /><br />I’d feel sorry for the Millipedes, who are usually kept in squalid conditions and paid far less than minimum wage, but I know for a fact that once you’ve let them in your house, they’ll rob you blind. So the Dingos are getting <i>exactly</i> what they pay for.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-90920434540229980992011-05-20T06:00:00.000+09:302011-05-20T06:00:00.166+09:30LESSONS LEARNT<div class="bbpBox70463908321820672"><br /><p class="bbpTweet">Do not waste a duck's time with your yellow corn tortillas. <a class="tweet-url hashtag" title="#ThingsILearnedThisMorning" href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ThingsILearnedThisMorning" rel="nofollow">#ThingsILearnedThisMorning</a><span class="timestamp"><a title="Tue May 17 12:21:19 +0000 2011" href="https://twitter.com/#!/bureaukat/status/70463908321820672">less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=70463908321820672"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=70463908321820672"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=70463908321820672"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/bureaukat"><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/676542520/P2042096_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/bureaukat">kat</a></strong><br />bureaukat</span></span></p></div><!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />You'd be hard-pressed to find a more ungrateful bastard than a duck queued up for a handout. As though charity is a god-given right! They're the first in line to collect assistance, and the first to complain about its "inadequacy," as well.<br /><br />And what do they do with the public's largesse?<br /><br /><!-- https://twitter.com/#!/bureaukat/status/70463319458316288 --><br /><style type="text/css">.bbpBox70463319458316288 {background:url(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/86266907/olivemanna_polkatrees_green.jpg) #cfbb63;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style><br /><br /><br /><div class="bbpBox70463319458316288"><br /><p class="bbpTweet">Duck parents are worthless. <a class="tweet-url hashtag" title="#ThingsILearnedThisMorning" href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ThingsILearnedThisMorning" rel="nofollow">#ThingsILearnedThisMorning</a><span class="timestamp"><a title="Tue May 17 12:18:59 +0000 2011" href="https://twitter.com/#!/bureaukat/status/70463319458316288">less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=70463319458316288"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=70463319458316288"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=70463319458316288"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/bureaukat"><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/676542520/P2042096_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/bureaukat">kat</a></strong><br />bureaukat</span></span></p></div><!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />That's right, they waste it all on plasma TVs and Winnie Blues. But it's not like their children need to be looked after.<br /><br /><!-- https://twitter.com/#!/bureaukat/status/70463603706314754 --><br /><style type="text/css">.bbpBox70463603706314754 {background:url(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/86266907/olivemanna_polkatrees_green.jpg) #cfbb63;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style><br /><br /><br /><div class="bbpBox70463603706314754"><br /><p class="bbpTweet">Baby ducks are fighters! (?) <a class="tweet-url hashtag" title="#ThingsILearnedThisMorning" href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23ThingsILearnedThisMorning" rel="nofollow">#ThingsILearnedThisMorning</a><span class="timestamp"><a title="Tue May 17 12:20:06 +0000 2011" href="https://twitter.com/#!/bureaukat/status/70463603706314754">less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=70463603706314754"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png" /> Favorite</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=70463603706314754"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png" /> Retweet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=70463603706314754"><img src="http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png" /> Reply</a></span><span class="metadata"><span class="author"><a href="http://twitter.com/bureaukat"><img src="http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/676542520/P2042096_normal.jpg" /></a><strong><a href="http://twitter.com/bureaukat">kat</a></strong><br />bureaukat</span></span></p></div><!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Baby ducks (or "ducklings," in the Queen's English) are some of the most brutal, <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2011/04/admission-of-guilt.html">bloodthirsty ruffians</a> on the planet.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-17407698801037159322011-05-19T01:33:00.001+09:302011-05-19T01:35:38.513+09:30BUSY LOAFING ABOUT<!-- https://twitter.com/#!/BrownSquirrel/status/70497374950264832 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox70497374950264832 {background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_background_images/151822818/LatikasSquirrelHydePk08.jpg) #DBE9ED;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox70497374950264832'><p class='bbpTweet'>How busy are bees? To make a one-pound comb of honey, bees must collect nectar from about two million flowers (via <a href="http://www.arcamax.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.arcamax.com</a>)<span class='timestamp'><a title='Tue May 17 14:34:18 +0000 2011' href='https://twitter.com/#!/BrownSquirrel/status/70497374950264832'>less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=70497374950264832'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=70497374950264832'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=70497374950264832'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/BrownSquirrel'><img src='http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1305545624/BrownSquirrel_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/BrownSquirrel'>BrownSquirrel</a></strong><br/>BrownSquirrel</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Rubbish!<br /><br />"Bees" are busy? Try again. It's <i>the hard-working taxpayer</i> that's doing all the work! This nectar business of theirs is just a glorified hobby.<br /><br />Bees only have all that free time to buzz about meadows, lounging on various flower blossoms, because of the generous unemployment benefits <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2011/05/right-you-are.html">they're collecting from the government</a>, which in turn has gotten its money by <b>picking our pockets</b>.<br /><br />Oh, and the phrase "Welfare queen?" Let's be honest, people who use it mean "Welfare queen <b><i>bee</i></b>."<br /><a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2011/05/right-you-are.html"></a>Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-41483286226954895602011-05-16T23:02:00.002+09:302011-05-16T23:08:01.898+09:30WORSE THAN YOU THINK<!-- http://twitter.com/cameronpat/status/70107761748361216 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox70107761748361216 {background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/images/themes/theme5/bg.gif) #352726;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox70107761748361216'><p class='bbpTweet'>My phone autocorrects <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23qanda" title="#qanda" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#qanda</a> to <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23panda" title="#panda" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#panda</a> - is qanda secretly an immigrant?<span class='timestamp'><a title='Mon May 16 12:46:07 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/cameronpat/status/70107761748361216'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=70107761748361216'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=70107761748361216'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=70107761748361216'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/cameronpat'><img src='http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1179943918/Image0037_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/cameronpat'>Cameron Patrick</a></strong><br/>cameronpat</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />The problem you've observed isn't related to immigration, but it <i>does</i> relate to national security.<br /><br />People use the #qanda tag to discuss vital governmental matters.<br /><br />Smartphones are assembled in China.<br /><br />What demographic is most densely concentrated in China, and would give their weight in bamboo for a chance to listen in on honest Australians trying to discuss important policy decisions?<br /><br />That's right, Pandas. <br /><br />So be careful what you say on unsecured channels; <i>you never know who's listening in</i>.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-61217176742223857732011-05-14T06:30:00.001+09:302011-05-14T06:30:00.970+09:30RIGHT YOU ARE!<!-- http://twitter.com/#!/MyLordPercy/status/67528435458777088 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox67528435458777088 {background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/a/1304464034/images/themes/theme1/bg.png) #C0DEED;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox67528435458777088'><p class='bbpTweet'>If this isn't a metaphor for bees and their relationship with social services I don't know what is <a href="http://bit.ly/moTKCw" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/moTKCw</a><span class='timestamp'><a title='Mon May 09 09:56:48 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/MyLordPercy/status/67528435458777088'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=67528435458777088'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=67528435458777088'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=67528435458777088'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/MyLordPercy'><img src='http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1155552118/DSC_0498_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/MyLordPercy'>Lord Percy Percy</a></strong><br/>MyLordPercy</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Indeed, the only image that better depicts the way those fat, freeloading bludgers leech off the welfare system — so they can lay about their hives all day fiddling with wax and <a href="http://www.crikey.com.au/2009/10/05/first-dog-on-the-moon-415/" target="blank">vomiting</a> — would be the picture of a lamprey's open mouth.<br /><br />Anyone who claims there's so much as a single hard worker to be found in the insect kingdom is just spouting rubbish. Remember, just because I've said in the past that <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2010/09/plague.html">I respect locusts</a>, that doesn't mean I think we should <i>emulate</i> them.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-28904120522217655242011-05-13T06:00:00.002+09:302011-05-14T04:19:20.619+09:30FRAME UP<!-- http://twitter.com/#!/DarrylMason/status/65689631659794432 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox65689631659794432 {background:url(http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/4515251/VictoriaCraterMars.jpg) #0738c5;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox65689631659794432'><p class='bbpTweet'>.@<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/RacistWallaby" rel="nofollow">RacistWallaby</a> Met some of yr degenerate relatives last week. Look at this one, only a joey but already into mushrooms <a href="http://goo.gl/SN8yh" rel="nofollow">http://goo.gl/SN8yh</a><span class='timestamp'><a title='Wed May 04 08:10:03 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/DarrylMason/status/65689631659794432'>less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=65689631659794432'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=65689631659794432'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=65689631659794432'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/DarrylMason'><img src='http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1249666705/TwitterProfileFeb2011Edit_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/DarrylMason'>Darryl Mason</a></strong><br/>DarrylMason</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Rubbish! <br /><br />Not only do I have it on good authority that the photo to which you refer has been doctored beyond all recognition, but I am personally acquainted with the Wallaby involved. He's a smart joey from a good family who would <i>never</i> be involved in something as sordid as drug use. <br /><br />The very suggestion is preposterous. <br /><br />Furthermore, I know for a fact that those mushrooms are completely benign! <s>Too bloody benign, considering how much I paid that Platypus for them</s>.<br /><br />The next time you're looking to manufacture a scandal, sir, I suggest that you leave Wallabies out of it.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-64306759952992908532011-05-12T06:00:00.002+09:302011-05-14T04:19:08.421+09:30OPINIONATED<!-- http://twitter.com/#!/annasonic/status/68304686310113280 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox68304686310113280 {background:url(http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/24524965/a_spring.jpg) #C6E2EE;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox68304686310113280'><p class='bbpTweet'>Dear @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/RacistWallaby" rel="nofollow">RacistWallaby</a>, I would be interested in your opinion of this: <a href="http://bit.ly/iiUOC2" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/iiUOC2</a>. Yours Sincerely, Annasonic.<span class='timestamp'><a title='Wed May 11 13:21:20 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/annasonic/status/68304686310113280'>less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=68304686310113280'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=68304686310113280'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=68304686310113280'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/annasonic'><img src='http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1125466941/Photo_12_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/annasonic'>anna</a></strong><br/>annasonic</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Hmm. What is my opinion of the <a href="http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/wombats-living-happily-ever-after/story-e6frea6u-1225962007134" target="blank">Wombat Hilton</a>, where "Sixteen wombats loll about under the care of retirees Manfred and Helen Heide"?<br /><br />My opinion of it is that these sort of establishments, well-intentioned as they may be, are doing grave harm to the Wombat community. Shelters like this for "orphaned and injured" wombats only encourage them to engage in risky behaviour to sustain injury that <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2010/08/not-punchline.html">they can capitalise on</a>, or — in extreme cases — incite them to patricide. Well, matricide, mostly, since Wombat fathers are notorious deadbeats who refuse to help raise their children.<br /><br />I'm sure that <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/queensland/prisoners-living-in-holiday-camp-mp-20110510-1eg80.html" target="blank">Aidan McLindon</a> agrees with me when I say that these sorts of facilities need to encourage Wombats to go back to the wild and stop subsisting on handouts. The Dreamworld theme park in Queensland is having <a href="http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad/diggers-hole-life-ahead-of-her/story-fn6bfm6w-1226034913686" target="blank">similar problems with bludging wombats</a>, specifically with Coco, its own Wombat welfare queen:<br /><br /><blockquote>"She's basically a big fat wombat who loves her tucker," park curator Julia Leonard said. "She's a bit of a sook really"</blockquote><br />Personally, I think it's a flaw in their genetic makeup that compels them to look for the easy way out and avoid doing real work. <br /><br />Why, just this past Anzac day, While we were celebrating our brave diggers and their heroic contributions to this great nation's history, they were watching <a href="http://www.lovefilm.com/film/Private's-Progress/19194/review/113690/" target="blank"><i>Private's Progress</i></a> and taking notes on better ways to rort the system. <br /><br />Dedicated "to all those who got away with it," indeed!Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-7455587992414561502011-05-11T04:42:00.003+09:302011-05-11T05:17:49.729+09:30WHY INDEED?<!-- http://twitter.com/#!/salutneko/status/67381720126722048 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox67381720126722048 {background:url(http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/160119928/95780-cat_hello_kitty.jpg) #C0DEED;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox67381720126722048'><p class='bbpTweet'>Why hasn't the EU thought of the EMU emu? A mascot that explains macroeconomic policy to diplomats?<span class='timestamp'><a title='Mon May 09 00:13:48 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/salutneko/status/67381720126722048'>less than a minute ago</a> via web <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=67381720126722048'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=67381720126722048'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=67381720126722048'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/salutneko'><img src='http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1344660532/emu_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/salutneko'>Salut Neko</a></strong><br/>salutneko</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />That's a <i>great</i> idea. While we're at it, why don't we use taxpayer funds to train sex offenders for new work as gynaecologists? <br /><br />I'd take macroeconomic policy explanations from an Emu about as seriously as I'd take <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/RacistWallaby/status/11917867708583938" target="blank">advice from a squirrel on staying sober</a>.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-75578887877198124772011-05-06T23:14:00.007+09:302011-05-06T23:39:08.726+09:30MISCELLANY<!-- http://twitter.com/#!/Hunter555/status/66164702627102720 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox66164702627102720 {background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/a/1303316982/images/themes/theme1/bg.png) #C0DEED;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox66164702627102720'><p class='bbpTweet'>Is it just me or are echidnas particularly slow?<span class='timestamp'><a title='Thu May 05 15:37:49 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/Hunter555/status/66164702627102720'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/download/android" rel="nofollow">Twitter for Android</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=66164702627102720'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=66164702627102720'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=66164702627102720'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/Hunter555'><img src='http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1330990303/x4Me7Rnq_normal' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/Hunter555'>Hunter555</a></strong><br/>Hunter555</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />God, yes. They're slow in <i>every sense of the word</i>.<br /><br /><br /><!-- http://twitter.com/#!/andrew_hedge/status/66338052993331201 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox66338052993331201 {background:url(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1304464034/images/themes/theme18/bg.gif) #ACDED6;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox66338052993331201'><p class='bbpTweet'>RT @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/BenWiseMelb" rel="nofollow">BenWiseMelb</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Numbat" title="#Numbat" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#Numbat</a> Fact: A Numbat can consume up to 20,000 termites in one day. <--- Gluttonous swine.<span class='timestamp'><a title='Fri May 06 03:06:38 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/andrew_hedge/status/66338052993331201'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=66338052993331201'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=66338052993331201'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=66338052993331201'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/andrew_hedge'><img src='http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1122807205/Picture_015_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/andrew_hedge'>Andrew Hedge</a></strong><br/>andrew_hedge</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Gluttonous swine? Try <b>GENOCIDAL MANIACS</b>. I keep trying to have them boxed up and shipped off to the Hague to stand trial before the International Criminal Court. Sadly, I've found the court's attitude on what actually constitutes a war crime to be <i>exceptionally</i> racist.<br /><br /><br /><!-- http://twitter.com/#!/henraah/status/66449064769765376 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox66449064769765376 {background:url(http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/59983505/babel2.jpg) #d4ba0f;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox66449064769765376'><p class='bbpTweet'>gave the despotic budgie a belly rub. <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23rare" title="#rare" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#rare</a><span class='timestamp'><a title='Fri May 06 10:27:46 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/henraah/status/66449064769765376'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=66449064769765376'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=66449064769765376'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=66449064769765376'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/henraah'><img src='http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/967572316/e8199739-d146-48ed-b18d-051a2a445faf_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/henraah'>fiona henry</a></strong><br/>henraah</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Don't do that. You're only encouraging her.<br /><br /><br /><!-- http://twitter.com/#!/JKRLMazur/status/65887320947167232 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox65887320947167232 {background:url(http://a1.twimg.com/a/1302888170/images/themes/theme6/bg.gif) #709397;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox65887320947167232'><p class='bbpTweet'>I was just thinking, what do people from other less awesome countries think of us. Same stereotype as 10yrs ago? <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23vermin" title="#vermin" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#vermin</a><span class='timestamp'><a title='Wed May 04 21:15:36 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/JKRLMazur/status/65887320947167232'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/download/iphone" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=65887320947167232'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=65887320947167232'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=65887320947167232'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/JKRLMazur'><img src='http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1340900276/image_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/JKRLMazur'>Julian Mazur</a></strong><br/>JKRLMazur</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Does it matter? Some of those countries can't even <a href="http://racistwallaby.blogspot.com/2011/03/indistiguishable.html">tell the difference between a Wallaby and a Kangaroo</a>. I've got better things to do than worry about the opinion of anyone who would put Jacko in a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Highwayman_(TV_series)" target="blank">television series</a>.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-58801394929266325372011-05-05T05:28:00.004+09:302011-05-05T05:48:47.386+09:30FITTING ENDS<!-- http://twitter.com/#!/Wolfie_Rankin/status/65641277533855744 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox65641277533855744 {background:url(http://a3.twimg.com/profile_background_images/53002537/twitter_background_new8_copy.jpg) #000000;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox65641277533855744'><p class='bbpTweet'>Hey @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/RacistWallaby" rel="nofollow">RacistWallaby</a> Your opinion of Koalas, please?<span class='timestamp'><a title='Wed May 04 04:57:54 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/Wolfie_Rankin/status/65641277533855744'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://www.tweetdeck.com" rel="nofollow">TweetDeck</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=65641277533855744'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=65641277533855744'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=65641277533855744'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/Wolfie_Rankin'><img src='http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1230475077/grean_cream_twitter_closeup_copyright_copy_normal.png' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/Wolfie_Rankin'>Wolfie Rankin</a></strong><br/>Wolfie_Rankin</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br /><br />I'd be happy to give you an earful about Koalas--the problem is figuring out where to start! <br /><br />For one thing, their shoddy attempt at re-branding by calling themselves Koala <i>BEARS</i> is complete rubbish. They're just linking themselves to a gang of embezzlers, fraudsters, and tax cheats. As if they had the work ethic! <br /><br />The idea of a "Koala bear" actually being related to bears is as preposterous and fictional as those stories about Pademelons who'd rather be working at real jobs instead of cashing their unemployment assistance cheques. <br /><br />Then there's the drug abuse. If you can show me a Koala that isn't stoned out of its mind for more than five minutes on any given day, I'll show you... Well, I'd be able to show you a unicorn and a cane toad with a valid guest worker permit, since you've obviously opened some sort of portal to a land full of <b>mythical creatures</b>.<br /><br />And I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/6537179/Koalas-extinct-within-30-years-after-chlamydia-outbreak.html" target="blank">rampant Chlamydia</a> that is killing them off. I've got mixed feelings on this one; obviously I don't harbour enough ill will towards Koalas to wish them dead, but my hands are tied: the Pope has given some very clear guidance on whether it is acceptable to use condoms for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases. <br /><br />Until they're willing to give up their depraved and hedonistic lifestyle, Koalas will just have to suffer God's punishment.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-35619892232021943282011-05-03T11:55:00.003+09:302011-05-03T12:04:21.080+09:30FLYING VISIT<!-- http://twitter.com/#!/Snailseyeview/status/65237469418893312 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox65237469418893312 {background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_background_images/146527299/Crinkle.jpg) #352726;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox65237469418893312'><p class='bbpTweet'>A grey fantail has just flown into the living room. I expect he will find his way out. Fantails are more adept at that than honeyeaters.<span class='timestamp'><a title='Tue May 03 02:13:19 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/Snailseyeview/status/65237469418893312'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://www.echofon.com/" rel="nofollow">Echofon</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=65237469418893312'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=65237469418893312'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=65237469418893312'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/Snailseyeview'><img src='http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1208841692/7b397a40-726f-4c47-b40d-cfe0ab8cdbd2_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/Snailseyeview'>Bronwen Scott</a></strong><br/>Snailseyeview</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />If there's one thing I can't stand, it's God-bothering Honeyeaters and their rubbish pamphlets. <br /><br />Give them the slightest opening and those bastards will be in your house, making themselves comfortable, and wanting to know if you've accepted Honeyeater Jesus as your personal saviour. They won't take "no" for an answer, and they can't take a hint.<br /><br />"Oh you're just about to have tea? Well, I'll just join you, then."<br /><br />"You're on your way to the dentist? Oh, this'll just take a minute of your time."<br /><br />"You have a highly contagious rash? Well, the Lord is my armour, I shall not want for topical ointment after we've had a little chat about where your soul is headed in the afterlife."<br /><br />I'll say this about Fantails: they don't muck about. They zip in, nick the silver, and race back out again before the dust has even settled. A bit more expensive than the average Honeyeater visitation, but I'd take it over an extended discussion on "the nature of God's love" any day of the week!Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7540708733221219702.post-48138434383150676342011-04-30T05:34:00.002+09:302011-04-30T05:44:21.430+09:30NOT WANTED<!-- http://twitter.com/#!/mcckate/status/64057657916530688 --> <style type='text/css'>.bbpBox64057657916530688 {background:url(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_background_images/240749163/xdeacaed1c5ba53774f3b721c99eb9b6.png) #383227;padding:20px;} p.bbpTweet{background:#fff;padding:10px 12px 10px 12px;margin:0;min-height:48px;color:#000;font-size:18px !important;line-height:22px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata{display:block;width:100%;clear:both;margin-top:8px;padding-top:12px;height:40px;border-top:1px solid #fff;border-top:1px solid #e6e6e6} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author{line-height:19px} p.bbpTweet span.metadata span.author img{float:left;margin:0 7px 0 0px;width:38px;height:38px} p.bbpTweet a:hover{text-decoration:underline}p.bbpTweet span.timestamp{font-size:12px;display:block}</style> <div class='bbpBox64057657916530688'><p class='bbpTweet'>@<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/RacistWallaby" rel="nofollow">RacistWallaby</a> You're a *monarchist* wallaby? Whoaaaa! She stole your land remember? <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23betrayal" title="#betrayal" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#betrayal</a><span class='timestamp'><a title='Fri Apr 29 20:05:10 +0000 2011' href='http://twitter.com/#!/mcckate/status/64057657916530688'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://blackberry.com/twitter" rel="nofollow">Twitter for BlackBerry®</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=64057657916530688'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/favorite.png' /> Favorite</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=64057657916530688'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/retweet.png' /> Retweet</a> <a href='http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=64057657916530688'><img src='http://si0.twimg.com/images/dev/cms/intents/icons/reply.png' /> Reply</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/mcckate'><img src='http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1280259925/misc_july_aug_2010_062_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/mcckate'>mcckate</a></strong><br/>mcckate</span></span></p></div> <!-- end of tweet --><br /><br />Whatever else you may say about the Queen, she's less close-minded and discriminatory than <i>some people</i> I could mention. <b>And when I say "some people," I'm referring to <i>you</i>, residents of Lennox Head.</b><br /><br />You heard me. Lennox Head Landcare is <a href="http://www.northernstar.com.au/story/2011/04/29/lennox-head-landcares-open-day/" target="blank">holding an open day</a> to commemmorate one of the most contemptible acts of outright discrimination that I've ever had the misfortune to witness:<br /><br /><blockquote>The tree planting is possible thanks to the construction of a wallaby-proof fence by the Lennox Head Residents Association’s Coastcare team.</blockquote>You go ahead and enjoy your open day, you pack of close-minded bigots! I wouldn't have wanted to go <i>even if you paid me</i>.Racist Wallabyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10769789975454778111noreply@blogger.com0