See also: Cults. Those researchers look a lot like Patty Hearst to me. #Stockholm @mcckate http://ow.ly/3kQoI
I'm not going to say that Pandas are running the Wolong conservation centre as some kind of mind control cult, because that would be irresponsible rumour mongering.
What I am saying is that one of my mates knows a fella who took a job there, and he hasn't been allowed to leave.
They lured him there with the promises of a high salary and the chance to do important conservation work, and now they're controlling what he eats, when he can sleep, and what he wears.
Compare these two photos:


Again, I'm not saying anything outright, I just think the similarities between those suit-wearing researchers and a gun-toting Patty Hearst are noteworthy.
"Oh," I hear you saying, "but Pandas are cute, and cuddly, and couldn't possibly be involved in anything sinister!"
To that I say, "You don't know Pandas very well, do you?"
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