Showing posts with label Polar Bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Polar Bears. Show all posts

Friday, December 24, 2010

SCIENCE

Well fancy that RT @wattsupwiththat: Polar bears no longer on 'thin ice': researchers say they cld face bright future http://wp.me/p7y4l-7M9less than a minute ago via TweetDeck



Well, that's all the evidence I need. Any complaints you hear about global warming from this point on are just the discontented rumblings of Polar Bears who are just trying to play on public sympathies for cash payouts.

If you ask me, our science research dollars should be spent on important things, like finding a pouch enhancer that really works! Not like those ones that just take your money and leave you sad and disappointed!

Monday, November 1, 2010

FLIMSY EXCUSES

[Top Story] Climate Change Blurring Definition of Native Species: As climate change alters ecosystems, scientists ... http://bit.ly/cAHD6Bless than a minute ago via twitterfeed



Freeloading squatters are using "Climate Change" as a handy excuse to laze about where they're not wanted, more like!

None of us are very happy with climate change. We're all dealing with uncomfortable temperatures and freak storms, but I'm not trying to move into their backyard, so these other species should stay the bloody hell out of mine.

And before you accuse me of being close-minded or selfish, I'd like to point out that Wired agrees with me completely:

"Each new immigrant has the potential to radically change the neighborhood — welcoming an influx of new predators and parasites, altering soil nutrients and porosity, even changing the amount of moisture and sunlight that reaches ground dwellers."(Slight emphasis added)
Now, I can see where some of the Kookaburras in my neighbourhood acting like total slobs might give some people a false impression, but the fact is that we aren't looking for any newcomers, especially when they won't respect the character of the place we've worked so hard to develop.

The last thing we need is an influx of Bison with their gang violence, Pandas and their drug culture, or Polar Bears and their reckless, inattentive driving. I'm sure @Ern Malley's Cat will agree with me when I say emphatically:

"Shove off and find someplace else. We were here first."