Friday, May 7, 2010


I got passed over for promotion in favor of another Platypus. Stinking affirmative action. #unfair #entitlement #bollocksless than a minute ago via HootSuite

Oh god, the less said about last night, the better. I didn't want to go out with my coworkers to celebrate Bruce's promtion, and it all went downhill from there.

It's the last time I ever set foot in a Fur Seal bar, I can tell you.

And I don't know who "Lenny" is, but I'm certain I wouldn't have become that familiar with an Emu in just one night. He must be mistaking me for someone else.

Those photos do look like me, though. Maybe they were photoshopped?

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