Friday, April 30, 2010


Unwed possum mothers are RUINING THIS COUNTRY. #immoral #vermin #damnitstrueless than a minute ago via web

Look, it's a sad fact that Possums don't know any better. No one wishes more than I that they could just figure out how to keep their legs closed long enough to earn their degree, but it's not going to happen.

Then again, given what they've got for role models, I shouldn't be surprised.

Thursday, April 29, 2010


I'm just a humble Wallaby who's had enough of Wombats on the dole, Geese cavorting at all hours of the night, and bloody Echidnas pretending they don't speak Wallaby when you know damn well they understand you and just want to avoid doing any real work.

So I've started a blog.