Wednesday, June 23, 2010

STOP, THIEF!

A Quoll will steal the fillings out of your teeth if you don't keep a sharp eye on it!less than a minute ago via web



It all started with this news story about a Quoll discovered in a car engine that “went for a ride.

Some have tried to dismiss it as the immature antics of a young Quoll out for a joyride. Rubbish, I say! That Quoll was trying to hotwire that car, and he knew exactly what he was doing.

How much longer will we allow these cheeky thieves to rely on innocent looks and an “I didn’t know any better!” defence?

Friday, June 11, 2010

IN THE NEWS

1 year on, I still don't believe these Wallaby crop circle reports. A Dunnart frame-up? http://ow.ly/1VQaA #stoner #verminless than a minute ago via web



Wallaby treatment in the media is so unfair. Take this example from last year. I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation for the story about Wallaby “crop circles”; maybe it was lads having a good time, or some Pademelons with a thyroid condition, or even a Kangaroo in a false moustache. But does anyone try to find out the truth of the matter? No.

Instead, the media fallout from the event made the government shift resources from the Wallabies that needed it most to give a bunch of bloody penguins some posh bodyguard treatment with trained snipers. One year on, and I’m still upset about how the whole mess was handled.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

I'M A CELEBRITY

I was quoted in a story about cetacean immigration! I'm so proud. It's about time someone started noticing my keen insights into overlooked demographics.