They can, they just want your help so they can nick your wallet while you're distracted @Captainsuburbia why can't wombats cross the road?
Racist Wallaby
RacistWallaby
@Captainsuburbia has noticed one of the more heartrending aspects of the Wombat lifestyle. They’re all addicted to drugs, and feed their addiction by stealing from kind — but inattentive — passers-by.
The tragic part of the cycle comes when they eventually lose control and succumb to a lethal overdose; then their comrades display the bodies by the roadside to make it look like a traffic accident, effectively shaming more motorists into stopping to offer “assistance.”
The next time you stop to help a Wombat cross the road, check to see if his pupils are dilated first.
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