Friday, September 24, 2010


@RacistWallaby I had a run in with an Oryx while I was withdrawing money from the ATM today. #TheyreAllTheivingPunksless than a minute ago via web

A feral Oryx might seem menacing at first, but there's a trick to dealing with them. The fact is that they're very sensitive, especially when it comes to jokes about their mothers.

Next time you face off against an Oryx that's up to no good, try telling it that its mother has a substance abuse problem, or struggles with morbid obesity. Once you've reduced it to tears, you can make a quick getaway.

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