Tuesday, September 21, 2010


Now I can't go to sleep! I'm afraid of being attacked in the night by a bum-faced gibbon!less than a minute ago via web

Nothing could possibly be more redundant than the phrase "bum-faced gibbon," but I think that @MisterShuffles still makes a valid point.

Gibbons are nothing more than graceless thugs who traffic in threats and intimidation. Worse yet, they delight in picking on the weak and vulnerable.

Imagine, scaring a defenceless Elephant like that. Don't they know that Elephants are already half afraid of their own shadows? Scaring them is like kicking the crutches out from under an invalid. Funny for a moment, but then the complaint letters start rolling in.

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