For once, my reputation for fighting prowess has worked against me. BRING THE BLOODY BOAT NEXT TIME! http://ow.ly/3w7OI
Racist Wallaby
RacistWallaby
Look, when you see a Wallaby in trouble, you stop to help. Is that so hard to comprehend?
I understand how some of you may be cowed by my fearsome reputation for martial prowess, as was the case with Anthony Skerman:
"[Skerman] said he did not try to help the wallaby as it would have injured him if he tried to get it on the boat."
However, you can rest assured that I will spare you the brunt of my maiming macropod fury if you're doing me a good turn.
3 comments:
Just like a wallaby - always boasting about his marital prowess!
I wouldn't call it boasting.
It's really more of a public service announcement to be sure that no one is injured accidentally.
If you mess with a Wallaby, you'd better know what you're dealing with.
I'm surprised you have a pet ard, but you should know it's spelt aard.
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