EMU ROUNDUP

Dear Duck, Remember that one night in Vegas? You have a son... His name is platypus Sincerely, Beaver.less than a minute ago via Twuffer Favorite Retweet Replyf r e d d y
FreddyAmazin

[UPDATE: Bloody hell, they're all stolen. Even this one was swiped from earlier tweets. I TRUSTED YOU, @FreddyAmazin!]

Well, someone clearly has their finger on the pulse of popular culture.

I would have thought that the wanton indiscretions of Ducks, Beavers, and their degenerate Platypus offspring were common knowledge by now, and yet everyone has taken to re-tweeting this as though it was the latest breakthrough in evolutionary science.

I suppose that one positive result stemming from this onslaught of miscegenation trivia is that the latest round of Emus have come out of the woodwork to try and pass this tweet off as their own. Now I've got a some new names to add to my handy list of who to block:

Dear Duck, Remember that one night in Vegas? You have a son... His name is platypus Sincerely, Beaver.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Replyramzy richardson
ramzy07

Dear Duck, Remember that one night in Vegas? You have a son... His name is platypus Sincerely, Beaver.less than a minute ago via txt Favorite Retweet ReplyJermaine Bradley
TMSMaine_

Dear Duck, Remember that one night in Vegas? You have a son... His name is platypus Sincerely, Beaver.less than a minute ago via ÜberSocial Favorite Retweet ReplyAshley
AeshaInuwa

Dear Duck, Remember that one night in Vegas? You have a son... His name is platypus Sincerely, Beaver."less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Replymynameispedro
rapbadbongiz

Dear Duck, Remember that one night in Vegas? You have a son... His name is platypus Sincerely, Beaver.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyNathan Rush
nathanaelred

Dear Duck, Remember that one night in Vegas? You have a son... His name is platypus Sincerely, Beaver.less than a minute ago via twicca Favorite Retweet ReplyMichelle Zamora
aznbeezie

POPULARITY

Bought a deodorant stick. The instructions said to remove top and push up bottom. Can't walk very well but my farts smell lovely!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhoneJohn Gallagher
fulhamgagsy

You know you've made it big time when your tweet gets recycled again

I bought a deodorant stick today, the instructions said "remove top and push up bottom".

I can't walk very well but my farts smell nice.less than a minute ago via TwitBirdTyrell Beckham
tizforever

and again

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can hardly walk but my farts smell awesomeless than a minute ago via webDave Baldwin
dbalders

and again

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can hardly walk but my farts smell awesome.less than a minute ago via TweetDeckLee Searles
LJSearles

and again.

I got a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can hardly walk but my farts smell awesome...less than a minute ago via webMaxx Hendriks
maxxhendriks

I can't really tell why this idea is so popular. I mean, it's the kind of blatant disregard for personal hygiene shown by most Kookaburras, but it's also the crude toilet humor so beloved by Crocodiles. Ultimately, I'm wondering if it's just a bunch of Kangaroos who think they're being helpful by sharing personal grooming tips. At least it's a helpful list of accounts to block, I reckon. Did I miss anyone?

TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING?

OMGFact: Koala bears aren't really bears. They're actually the result of that time when Bigfoot humped Snooki.less than a minute ago via webRay William Johnson
RayWJ

Mocking Koala bears and telling "your mother" jokes are like peanut butter and chocolate for me. But too much of it can make you sick. After @RayWJ did something great, these idiots went and made me sick:

Koala bears aren't really bears. They're actually the result of that time when Bigfoot humped Snookiless than a minute ago via webMatt Skajem
MattSAcerbatus

Sick:

FacebookFact: Koala bears aren't really bears. They're actually the result of that time when Bigfoot humped Snookiless than a minute ago via webRyan Alexander
RyanBFN

Sick:

DID YOU KNOW: Koala bears are NOT actually bears!!! They're actually the result of that time when Bigfoot humped Snooki. true story. LOLless than a minute ago via webHector M Campos
hectormcampos

Sick:

Koala bears aren't really bears. They're actually the result of that time when Bigfoot humped Snooki.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhoneLindsey
ItsLalu

Sick:

OMGFact: Koala bears aren't really bears. They're actually the result of that time when Bigfoot humped Snooki.less than a minute ago via webSheen Malik
Sheen99

Sick:

OMGFact: Koala bears aren't really bears. They're actually the result of that time when Bigfoot humped Snooki.less than a minute ago via web✔ Lascelle Legend
LascelleLegend

Sick:

OMGFact: Koala bears aren't really bears. They're actually the result of that time when Bigfoot humped Snookiless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhoneDanny FunGhoul Kelly
Dkell477

So after I'm done vomiting, it looks like I'll be blocking a few more plagiarists who are less creative than an Echidna with a head injury...