Sunday, December 5, 2010

OUTSIDE THE BOX

smh: tabbott wants to "lure people off welfare..." get a job and we'll chuck in a set of steak knives #demtel #BOGOFless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone



This idea has potential.

Not the steak knives bit, that's rubbish, but I'm intrigued by the thought that we might be able to lure Emus out of their posh taxpayer-provided estates and into a position where they'd actually contribute something useful to society.

I really like this idea. You'd just need a new track suit, and maybe some shiny jewellery to lay out under a box that slams down on them when they rush in to try it on.

From there, you could put them in work camps and make them do something useful for a change. Better yet, just pop a shipping label on the box ahead of time, and they'll become New Zealand's problem.

1 comment:

archiearchive said...

YES! They are so bloody arrogant, sitting around watching OneHD their flatscreens all day then going out at night picking up sweet young Brolgas. Depraved is a good word for them. Deported an even better fate!