SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

I worry that it is the Wallabies who will "enforce" the law. Macropods are well known for accepting kick-backs!less than a minute ago via webarchiearchive
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I am OUTRAGED at your suggestion that I'd accept bribes like a common Dingo. It's all "charitable donations."less than a minute ago via HootSuiteRacist Wallaby
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Wallabies have never sunk to dingo tactics of mugging you use skill, slight of hand, hypnotics and charity tinsless than a minute ago via EchofonCatherine Stephenson
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My question has always been "Which agency approved "The Wallaby Early Retirement Fund" as a charity?less than a minute ago via webarchiearchive
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Well, the retirement fund is actually an old money laundering scam. The wallibies take a % of the 'donations'!less than a minute ago via EchofonCatherine Stephenson
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That has happened since time immemorial. What has changed is that they now take over 90%!less than a minute ago via webarchiearchive
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Hmm there is the wallaby red-cross and several other agencies that do only charitable duties. They reformedless than a minute ago via EchofonCatherine Stephenson
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The Wallaby Red Cross is one of those charity fronts!less than a minute ago via webarchiearchive
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To set the record straight, the Wallaby Red Cross and the Wallaby Retirement Fund are both fine charitable institutions that deserve as much as you can spare. In fact, I've half a mind to put up contribution buttons for them on this blog!

In the meantime, you may have noticed the unfair treatment I have received in the press lately, all because some disgruntled Koala has stolen some photos of a rather personal nature and has been using them in a vindictive smear campaign as some sort of misguided attempt at payback for offences that were ENTIRELY IMAGINED.

I can assure you that I am the victim in this circumstance, regardless of any rumours you may hear to the contrary involving underage pregnancies and the assault of a Koala while under the influence of intoxicating substances. Even if these rubbish allegations were true, you must realise that the Koala was asking for it.