Tuesday, December 14, 2010

WALLACE







@firstdogonmoon I meant racist wallaby .... silly auto correctless than a minute ago via Seesmic for Android







@wolfcat I think I liked Wallace better. Was going to get Grommit onto youless than a minute ago via TweetDeck




It's a funny thing, really. I was just talking with an Alligator friend of mine from the States the other day (ANOTHER non-macropod friend!), and we were discussing how Wallace was indeed a racist.



Of course, I can see how some of the less socially-conscious users of Twitter would overlook the more notable opponents of equality from the last century in favour of an animated clay figure. One really mustn't blame them for their ignorance.

Can we say the same of Nick Park, though? To my knowledge, he has never explicitly gone on record denying that he named his most famous character after one of the most vocal champions of segregation in the United States.

But we should get back to that later. This whole exchange started when @FirstDogonMoon asked a simple question:

Do wombats have an internal penis?less than a minute ago via TweetDeck



The answer he was looking for is, "Yes. Yes indeed." That's because Wombats are complete cocks, through and through.


3 comments:

archiearchive said...

I blame the bears! wp.me/p1gCe-41c

Anonymous said...

Did you know that George Wallace's second wife's first husband was Gram Parsons' uncle?

Racist Wallaby said...

Archie, you always blame the bears.

Of course, you're almost always right to do so.

Anonymous, who was Gram Parsons? Some kind of self-righteous squirrel?