EXAGGERATION

'The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War' - nice try, dudes.less than a minute ago via web   Favorite | Retweet | Replydavid finig
davidfinig

Bloody Emus. They can be such drama queens. The so-called "Emu War" was just two lads arguing over footy scores.

When they injure themselves, it's not a paper cut, it's a "serious laceration that needs emergency medical attention."

If you're having a laugh while they're droning away at one of their speeches, it's not a rude noise, it's a "grotesque display of indecency that has completely undermined the solemnity of the event."

And God forbid you ever tap one accidentally during an inattentive moment behind the wheel.

Incidentally, can anyone recommend a good attorney? Not for anything major, just some rubbish about reckless endangerment, operating a vehicle with a suspended licence, and wilful damage to property. I'm sure the "attempted murder" business is a complete misunderstanding.