Thursday, May 19, 2011


How busy are bees? To make a one-pound comb of honey, bees must collect nectar from about two million flowers (via than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply


"Bees" are busy? Try again. It's the hard-working taxpayer that's doing all the work! This nectar business of theirs is just a glorified hobby.

Bees only have all that free time to buzz about meadows, lounging on various flower blossoms, because of the generous unemployment benefits they're collecting from the government, which in turn has gotten its money by picking our pockets.

Oh, and the phrase "Welfare queen?" Let's be honest, people who use it mean "Welfare queen bee."

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