LESSONS LEARNT

Do not waste a duck's time with your yellow corn tortillas. #ThingsILearnedThisMorningless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Replykat
bureaukat

You'd be hard-pressed to find a more ungrateful bastard than a duck queued up for a handout. As though charity is a god-given right! They're the first in line to collect assistance, and the first to complain about its "inadequacy," as well.

And what do they do with the public's largesse?

Duck parents are worthless. #ThingsILearnedThisMorningless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Replykat
bureaukat

That's right, they waste it all on plasma TVs and Winnie Blues. But it's not like their children need to be looked after.

Baby ducks are fighters! (?) #ThingsILearnedThisMorningless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Replykat
bureaukat

Baby ducks (or "ducklings," in the Queen's English) are some of the most brutal, bloodthirsty ruffians on the planet.