Friday, May 6, 2011


Is it just me or are echidnas particularly slow?less than a minute ago via Twitter for Android Favorite Retweet Reply

God, yes. They're slow in every sense of the word.

RT @BenWiseMelb #Numbat Fact: A Numbat can consume up to 20,000 termites in one day. <--- Gluttonous swine.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

Gluttonous swine? Try GENOCIDAL MANIACS. I keep trying to have them boxed up and shipped off to the Hague to stand trial before the International Criminal Court. Sadly, I've found the court's attitude on what actually constitutes a war crime to be exceptionally racist.

Don't do that. You're only encouraging her.

I was just thinking, what do people from other less awesome countries think of us. Same stereotype as 10yrs ago? #verminless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

Does it matter? Some of those countries can't even tell the difference between a Wallaby and a Kangaroo. I've got better things to do than worry about the opinion of anyone who would put Jacko in a television series.

1 comment:

ernmalleyscat said...

Come on Mr Wallaby, you can't just toss Jacko into our conciousness like that and leave us to suffer.
You are a cruel beast.